Hip Hop put in tooooo much work for Barack to lose!
While I hate to ponder the notion of Barack falling to John McCain and that other lady, anything is possible in the world of politricks. With that said, I came up with 10 things our lovely hip hoppers will say or do once that final announcement is made. Though this post is all in good fun, let’s remember that if Obama does happen to fall, we are ALL to conduct ourselves in a professional manner in public. In the privacy of your own home, I EXPECT you to go ape sh*t, but while you’re in the public eye, keep it cool…PLEASE! You already know the authorities are WAITING for us to act a fool, let’s give them an easy night.
Without further ado, I present The Top 10 Things Hip Hop Artists Will Do If Obama Loses…
10. Diddy will have an excuse to yell useless commentary into his MAC book on the 56754435453rd episode of “Diddy TV”….
9. Polow Da Don will yell, on a bullhorn, “Waint A Minute Mothaf*cka”…..
8. Jay-Z will resume charging for his concerts, which will make Memphis Bleek extremely happy since he wasn’t getting paid for all the free shows they were doing over the past 2 months.
7. Foxy Brown will claim she didn’t get to vote because she didn’t HEAR anyone tell her what time her designated polls closed!
6. Kanye West will prepare his impromptu, “John McCain doesn’t care about black people speech” at the January inauguration.
5. Young Buck will call Barack Obama crying apologizing for not supporting him throughout the election. Obama will then sell the recording to 50 thus causing him to use the audio as an intro to his next album.
4. T.I.’s sentence will be extended to 5 years causing McCain and Palin to appear on Saturday Night Live to perform their own rendition of “Whatever You Like” but renaming it to “We Can Do Whatever We Like”.
3. Will. I. Am. will record a new tribute song called, “I Thought We Could”.
2. Yung Berg will come out of hiding thinking everyone’s focused on John McCain, but then bump into Maino, Bow Wow, Trick Trick & Trick Trick’s daughter at a club in Chicago.
1. We ALL wake up and realize it was just a HORRIBLE dream. BARACK OBAMA 08!!!!!
Sincerely
Low “PLEASE TELL ME YOU VOTED…PLEASE?” Key
